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May 16, 2006 01:11 PM EDT -- So, the Gather Gods have finally passed on a little goodie to us Gatherites.  Our points are now worth somethin tangible!  I will certainly take advantage of all the gift cards that have been . . . more
June 04, 2006 02:54 PM EDT --         "Why do you always lie when you leave a message on the answering machine?" The voice on the machine belonged to my youngest daughter. "I've lived there . . . more
February 23, 2007 11:49 AM EST -- Hello,   I am Mandi's house. I am 80 years old, this Year of the Pig. Mandi and her husband bought me 6 years ago. My owners 80 years ago had a clear view of the lake 4 blocks away . . . more
July 14, 2006 05:18 PM EDT -- In light of the "new and improved" Gather, many a articles have sprung up with criticism.  One of the most prominent objections is to the orange comment boxes.  So I felt the need to . . . more
June 24, 2006 04:37 PM EDT -- Help! Donate Your Gather Points To A New Charity! Now that you Gatherholics are gathering more points than ever, I image you sit there and scratch you chins wandering what to do with your new earned . . . more
November 04, 2007 11:45 AM EST -- 1. You mistake the wildlife outside for an intruder.   2.  You get your gun confiscated by an adult child until you get glasses because you shot a tree.   3.  You trip . . . more
Cannibals
by Vicky P.
views: 65 | rating: 10 | comments: 29
August 01, 2008 01:29 PM EDT -- Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest . . . more
August 28, 2006 01:06 PM EDT -- My First Check From Gather Has Arrived George Corneliussen A few days ago, my first check from Gather.com arrived in the mail. I won't tell exactly how much it was for, but I will say it was . . . more
November 21, 2008 10:09 AM EST -- A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of . . . more
APPLE ANNOUNCEMENT
by Vicky P.
views: 163 | rating: 9.8 | comments: 86
August 07, 2008 03:17 PM EDT -- APPLE ANNOUNCEMENT Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. . . . more
August 14, 2008 04:00 PM EDT --   10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES' 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer . . . more
Joke for Today
by Matt L.
views: 59 | rating: 10 | comments: 24
June 02, 2008 08:58 AM EDT -- A friend sent this to me, I think I may need to remember these The top 5 things to say after being caught asleep at your desk    NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might . . . more
January 10, 2008 11:30 AM EST -- I got up this morning with this thought on my mind. Out of the blue, I began wondering what people's most embarassing moments were. So what has been your most embarassing moment and how did you handle . . . more
This is very FUNNY!
by Kimber L.
views: 138 | rating: 9.9 | comments: 45
January 31, 2008 10:32 PM EST -- This is one of the funniest YouTube videos I have ever seen!  It is not what you think it is going to be the first few seconds.  There is nothing dirty about it but our minds make . . . more
April 18, 2008 03:13 PM EDT -- The Pope at National Stadium  A semi original joke. As the Pope walked into National stadium, one drunk guy in the bleachers was heard to say,  PLAY BALL!"  A guy next . . . more
May 16th joke
by Matt L.
views: 37 | rating: 10 | comments: 19
May 16, 2008 08:47 AM EDT -- Here's another good joke my dad sent John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John . . . more
Friday joke
by Matt L.
views: 26 | rating: 10 | comments: 11
October 10, 2008 11:35 AM EDT -- Found this in an old email from my dad. A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are . . . more
Sense of Humor
by Alta B.
views: 51 | rating: 10 | comments: 28
December 29, 2007 12:17 AM EST -- Why does someone get offended when someone else laughs? Why does someone get offended when someone looks at life with a sense of humor? Do people think that ambulance drivers pull up to a horrible . . . more
November 07, 2007 10:18 AM EST -- The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~!~*~*~*~*~*~*     1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.   . . . more
Email Fw: Idiot Sightings
by Michelle W.
views: 39 | rating: 10 | comments: 22
November 07, 2007 10:48 AM EST -- IDIOT SIGHTING:    I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I . . . more
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