Tag: funny
group name: gatherpoints
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November 17, 2008 11:09 AM EST --
Oh yes, I did just ask that! LOL! We have always taught our children the basics... the ABC's, how to count, their colors, etc. But we also taught them our phone number, address, town we . . .
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August 13, 2008 12:09 PM EDT --
PREGNANCY Q & A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after . . .
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September 24, 2008 10:46 AM EDT --
I remember this one all too well because my friend and I still laugh about it to this very day!
It was our junior year in high school and I had been dating Bobby off and on for just over a year! He . . .
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September 30, 2008 12:45 PM EDT --
Famous Movie Quotes: Clueless
I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never . . .
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November 21, 2008 10:09 AM EST --
A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before
Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you
that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of . . .
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August 28, 2006 01:06 PM EDT --
My First Check From Gather Has Arrived
George Corneliussen
A few days ago, my first check from Gather.com arrived in the mail. I won't tell exactly how much it was for, but I will say it was . . .
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August 14, 2008 04:00 PM EDT --
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer . . .
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September 03, 2007 03:10 PM EDT --
You might be a mom if....
1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don't care.
2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room
together and not let them out . . .
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October 17, 2008 04:58 PM EDT --
Most of the American populace thinks it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.'
One that . . .
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August 08, 2007 06:56 PM EDT --
Two guys walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have ducked.
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What hurts more than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with sore feet!
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June 02, 2008 08:58 AM EDT --
A friend sent this to me, I think I may need to remember these
The top 5 things to say after being caught asleep at your desk
NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might . . .
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May 25, 2007 02:21 AM EDT --
Gather is giving out triple points and I have to go to bed very soon so can only write this short article. And then to really drive me crazy I have to work all day tomorrow and there are no computers . . .
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August 12, 2008 08:42 PM EDT --
On Monday afternoon the kids and I went raspberry picking. They had a BLAST and I'll be posting a photo essay soon.
Anyways... Stephy ate a raspberry that wasn't quite ripe and . . .
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August 31, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will . . .
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August 31, 2008 08:11 PM EDT --
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who . . .
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May 16, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Here's another good joke my dad sent
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John . . .
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October 10, 2008 11:35 AM EDT --
Found this in an old email from my dad.
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats
a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,
'Are . . .
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September 06, 2008 01:05 PM EDT --
GM Like Computer Industry
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer . . .
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November 07, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!!
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1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
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November 07, 2007 10:48 AM EST --
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I . . .
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